- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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