- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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