- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A sober Irish individual.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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