Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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haha black people :D

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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