- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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