- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

JUST KIDDING^

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