- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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