How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

your life

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Sir, your wife is dead

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

robin, get in the car.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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