These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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what did the old lady die of old age...

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Ron Paul for President!

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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