Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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