- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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