- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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