How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

I once did something.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A women in the kitchen.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

White men's rights

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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