Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Chick Norris... Enough said

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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