- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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