- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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