Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

get in the car.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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