- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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