A women in the kitchen.

White men's rights

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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