What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Anti Joke

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