- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Politics

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Diarrhea

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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