How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

did you stub your toe?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

hi mom

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Julian Ha.

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Long joke Your such a downey

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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