- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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