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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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This is an anti-joke.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Prostitution is bad.......

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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