A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

The EPA.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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