A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Woman rights.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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