- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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