- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

save me from the nothing ive become

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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