dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What comes after 69? 70

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Your mom is so nice.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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