- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

White men's rights

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Your face

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

My Butthole.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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