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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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