Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What comes after 69? 70

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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