- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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