- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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