- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

identical jokes get different votes.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

why did sally drown cause she was black

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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