- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is red? A rock painted red

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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