Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Ms Leong Sux

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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