- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

What is red? A rock painted red

whats a joke

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Im gay What about you

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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