Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Womens basketball

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Two planes walk into an office building

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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