I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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