- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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