- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

whats up and also down? your mum

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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