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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Albert your flies undone.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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