There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Barack Obama plays basketball

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

so today i took a poop. hehe

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...