- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

European on my shoes, buddy.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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