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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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