- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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