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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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