- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

CFL

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

An Aisian failed a test

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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