what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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