That's illegal What? Your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Jesus Christ

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Psychics.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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