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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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