Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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im saul and i love cock

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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