Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Penis

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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whats a joke

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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