roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Im gay What about you

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is red? A rock painted red

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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