- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What would u like to drink?

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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