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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

whats a joke

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

wael.. nuff said

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Today is March 22.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

whats 2+2 equal? 4

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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