- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Yo mama so fat.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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