- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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