- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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