What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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