Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Jeff

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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