- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Oh, go away

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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