- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Religionh

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the man die? he had cancer

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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