Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What black and has children A black man

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Sex vagina. lol.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

I'm Batman.

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