- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

K

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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