Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Womens rights.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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