KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

ur gay

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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