Women's rights

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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I went to work today....

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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