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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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