Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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adam hodgson !

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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