- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

where's mom I killed her

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

j.p. is dumb

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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