Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Do the roar!

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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