Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

People...

Women's rights.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A man penetrates another man.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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