What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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