- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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