Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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so how about that irline food

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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