- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What does water smell like? water.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Laugh.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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