Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Black People

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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