A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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