- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

mark is religion

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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