- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Knock, knock. Door opened.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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