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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Im cute hehehee

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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