What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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your mom is so fat.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Amazing

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Penis chickens

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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