- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

who's a slut... you're mom

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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