Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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