What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Joesph Triphook.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Asians.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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