Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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