Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Anti Joke

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