Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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