What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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