- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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