Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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