- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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