Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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