Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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penis

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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it's funny because it's funny

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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