I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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