Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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