- Anti Joke

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can