- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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