A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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The global news

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what's the difference between a duck?

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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