- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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