i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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