- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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