How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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You having friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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