- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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