Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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ure mama's so fat

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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