roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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