So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Caolan and Eamon

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

im not black, im Joseph Kony

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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