greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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