how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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